I want you to listen very closely to what i have to say. We all know toddlers can be quite the handful. Getting into things, making messes, and worst of all...... throwing tantrums.
But i have come up with the fail proof way of handeling these little disasters.
I promise your children will never act out again.
Completely. Utterly. Fail proof.
So first of all when you notice said child/children have started going into complete meltdown mode
walk over to them, stand directly in front of them and stare at them. Don't say a word. Just stand there and stare. This helps get the point across that you see that they are angry.
Make sure to show no emotion whatsoever.
Once they have hit the climax of their tantrum, throw your body to the floor and start flailing around. By all means please scream as loudly a possible and tears.... lots and lots and lots of tears!
Do this consistantly for about 5 mins. You might want a cup of water handy just incase your throat gets dry.
After aprox. 5 mins of this your child/children should be standing there staring at you in awe and amazement.
By this time you stand up, and go back to what you were doing. Don't say a word. This drives home the fact that you ARE the best of the best. That they can't win. And i promise. All your problems will be solved from that point on. You will officially have the case of the worlds most perfect child/children.
No need to thank me. You are welcome. Now you may return to your previously scheduled programming with temper-less children.
(*note to reader.... im not to be taken seriously.... but then again... maybe i am*)
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