When I was pregnant I was most defiantly delusional. I thought that i would be the clean house, perfect kids, always baking, crafting, do it all kind of mom. I was always going to be prepared and i'd be damned if i bought something that i could simply make my own damn self. I was going to be super mom! I was going to be dressed and presentable daily. I was not going to let motherhood take over my way of life. And nothing was going to stop me.......
(yes i totally expected to turn into an octopus)
Until i had kids....
And now there is constantly toys on the floor in every room of the house unless its 10 pm. (shhhh, dont tell anyone but even after the kidlets are in bed.....i sometimes even just leave the toys there).
(This is my actual living room but might i add i was sicker than Lindsey Lohan's drug addiction so it was a totally viable excuse)
My kids and i usually have some unidentifiable smear of a substance on our clothes by at least 10 am.
(seems legit)
Mine and my kids hair usually look like a birds nest unless im leaving the house.
I hardly ever wear a bra! GASP!
Pjs are the new comfy style.
(^^^ yeah pretty much)
working out is..... hold on.... i need to go see what that even means....ah right..
So according to the urban dictionary (because thats how i roll)
| work out | 60 up, 89 down | |
1. Extremely vigorous sex
2. Eating food
I'm gonna go work out this bust down in a minute
We're gonna go put a work out on some ribs.
Well then, yes. I do try my best to remember to eat daily.
(this is pretty much me as i hide in the bathroom so the kids dont ask for a bite.)
I almost always have dishes waiting to be washed and laundry oh how i loath you.
Luckily i have IT around. Im usually crabby enough i can get him to do it.
Did you ever have expectations of what you would be like as a mother that just didn't quite work out as you had expected?
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